I was sent this today (my due date!) from my friend. It made me laugh.
Pregnancy Q & A
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
Random events from the life and times of Ben and Meredith.
3 comments:
This Q & A is golden with truth. It brings back many memories.
As you start experiencing your baby's first year of life, treasure every moment. They will seem so simple and beautiful when you look back on them as your child becomes a teenager.
And no matter how old your child is, don't forget to take each other (that means Daddy and Mommy only) out on dates.
Love you both and the baby, too.
Pat Fulton
I love the question...is there anything I should avoid after childbirth....Several of us have swung right back into pregnancy a few months after....Me, Stacey, Alicia....to name a few.
Hi Pat! So good to hear from you. :)
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