Crazy Times

These past few weeks have been very busy. Spring programs at school, packing our things, dog and cat sitting (my side job), and all other kinds of things. I will admit that I have gotten a little crazy with the packing. Last night I made dinner and realized that I had packed all of my spices except salt and pepper. Oh well...


I wanted to share something that I thought was odd. If you know Ben, you know he likes to be frugal and he also likes to sign up for free samples of things. I particularly enjoy this because I get to try all sorts of things. The last thing we got was a sample of deodorant. It's called Dove pro-age. I think it's called that because they designed this whole line of products for older folks. What I thought was weird was what it said on the front of it. It says, "all day protection with the extra care your underarm skin needs right now." I was thinking... who cares about the skin in your armpit? I mean... unless it's itching like crazy or something who really pays attention? Just my pointless observation of the day....

Things to do in Alabama when you're 11 years old and bored

1. Find mythical giant pig in wooded area
2. Chase with pistol shooting repeatedly
3. Pose for picture and weigh in of the 1000+ lb hog
4. Get famous on the internet with the story on Foxnews.com


Hope you like sausage son...

Religion Humor

Please know that I mean no offense with these... I just think they are so funny I couldn't resist.


How to tell if a Catholic is driving too fast

Looking for a home

Looking for your first home is pretty exciting, but it can also be overwhelming. Here are a few samples of houses we like... and comments!


I call this the "spooky house" for obvious reasons. Ben and I both like it and believe we could make it nice. Also...the name of the street that it is on is called "Heol Pk"... and in the UK growing up the street right across from his was called "Heol Cefn on". Coincidence? We shall see.









This next one we nicknamed "Shipley". I think it looks like a ship and Ben used to live in a town called Shipley. Do you see a pattern emerging here? Anyway... too bad it's in the ghetto. We still like it!











I call this one "Mansion on the Hilltop" cause I used to sing a song with my brother and sister called that. It's a beaut!


My favorite is "Spooky House", but we will have to see all these in person and I'm sure shop around for a while before making our final decision. Please, do tell us your opinions!

ONLY JOKING

Everyone... this is just a joke... no one actually does this.

Most of America's populace think it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of "those moments."

One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk.

They usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our car ride together.

I've included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.

Tattoo Gone Wrong

I know it's not very nice... but I laughed so hard when I saw this. This is another reason not to get a tattoo.

Kansas City

For those who haven't heard yet, Ben and I will be moving to Kansas City on June 17th. We are getting excited and looking forward to making a new life there. I never would have guessed in a million years that I would be moving to Kansas City. Also... for those of you that don't know, there are two halves to Kansas City- the Kansas side, and the Missouri side. We will be staying on the Missouri side until we find a place of our own. We are looking forward to getting our first home there. We're not sure which side we will end up on. When you think of Kansas what do you think of? Well... this is what I've always thought of:



Tumbleweeds
















Tornadoes...purely myth right?

















Auntie Em?















But my friends, this is the reality of life in Kansas City...prepare yourselves.



The Plaza in downtown Kansas City. Beautiful at Christmas all lit up!






















Exciting city market!




















Exciting city of fountains!













Kansas- exciting sunflower state!
















Thankfully there are no meth users, crime, or any sort of problems in this area! We'll keep you posted on our journey.

My Mom's New Resident

My mom and dad live on a farm in Holly Pond, Alabama. They recently discovered that a fox and her four pups are living in a corner of one of their barns. It is a gray fox even though it has a little bit of red on it. This is a picture of the mama fox. We are all amazed that first of all they are there, and second of all, how beautiful they are.

Exotic Fruit

I really love fruit. At my school there are many fruit trees- jackfruit, mango, orange just to name a few. The mango trees are very old and have many mangos on them. This time of year the teachers and students all clamor for them to take home and eat. Basically, it's an all out war of who gets to them first. Yesterday I was standing in the playground and I heard a big thump and I look over and see the most perfect mango sitting there saying, "eat me". So... I took it home and Ben and I ate it. I told Ben that I was bummed because I couldn't find any mangos 'cause other teachers claim them before I get there and blam... there it was delivered to me. Here's a picture of the one yesterday. (I know... taking pictures of fruit is a little scary, but hang in there)











Then, today I was hugely blessed! This was today's bounty.

I had never tasted a mango until I came to Miami. They are like a peach with an added zing. Incredible! Thank you Lord for mangos!







Two weeks ago a man at church gave me some passion fruit. I'd never tasted it in my life. He told me to take them home and dig out all the seeds, crush them up a bit, add some water and sugar, and then drink it. You can eat the seeds and everything. It is tart and like no other fruit I've ever tasted. It was SO GOOD! Apparently, the passion fruit takes its name from the flower symbolic of Christ's Passion. I personally thought it was for another reason. They grow on vines. Thank you Lord for passion fruit!


This week at church another man in our church gave me some lychee fruit. Again, I'd never tasted this fruit until I came to Miami. Usually you can buy it on the side of the road in the summer months, but this past summer I didn't see any for sale. Boy, was I sad. Lychee fruit is delicious. It tastes sort of like turkish delight except juicy. Thank you Lord for lychee fruit!

Life Is Lived All Backwards

This is something that I find interesting.... very thought provoking. See if you agree.

I think that the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way,
the live twenty years in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you're too young,
you get a gold watch, you go to work.
You work forty years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement.

You go to college...until you're ready for high school.
You go to grade school, you become a little kid, you play,
you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby,
you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating,
and you finish off as a gleam in someone's eye.

Happy Birthday Song

I overheard some girls today singing this in the locker room. What a classic...

"Happy Birthday to me, I'm 103, I still go to pre-school and I miss my mommy, my mommy's at work, she fired a jerk, she hired a monkey to do my homework"

Fire Rainbow

A Fire Rainbow

The rarest of all naturally occurring atmospheric phenomena.

The picture was captured on the Idaho/Washington border, the event lasted about one hour.

Clouds have to be cirrus, at least 20 thousand feet in altitude, with just the right amount of ice crystals and the sun has to hit the clouds at precisely 58 degrees.

Stunning!

I checked this out and it turns out that it is true!