Mommy, I want a doll for Christmas

If you ever need a way to silence that spoiled child, this is it. One gift like this and they'll never demand anything ever again ... or they'll become the most twisted child in the western world and make Damien from "The Omen" look like a bunny rabbit eating marshmallows.

It's a surreal art sculpture called a "toddlerpede" by Jon Beinart. Pretty weird freaky stuff. I'm thinking it would be a great replacement for those fake owls you get on top of buildings to scare pigeons away.

Plus, it holds your car keys!