Just For Fun

What do a jack-knifed semi in Ohio, a guy getting a divorce in Alabama, and a tornado in Kansas have in common? They're all fixin' to lose a trailer.

On his first trip to Boston, the North Carolinian met a girl at a bar and asked her, "Do you go to Harvard?" The girl responded, "Yale." "Okay. DO YOU GO TO HARVARD?!"

How do you know you live in Georgia? When all directions start with "go down Peachtree..." and include the phrase "when you see the Waffle House..."